I jumped out of the bed that day already thinking about the second internship interview I had scheduled for a marketing company in New Washington. I have always wanted to get a job with that company and, thus, made sure I had my best tuxedo available for the interview. I also spent around 30 minutes in front of the mirror combing my hair to make sure I looked sexy that day (sometimes, it takes me forever to make my hair look right).The interview was supposed to happen in the office of the director, but I found out, when I got to there, that I had to go to the office of the Copy Editor. Odd, I thought, but didn’t think much of it. A teenage-looking employee named Collins, who looked like the richest guy in the area, greeted me and shook my hand. He was a tall, dark haired gem of a man, and looked like the kind of person that would stand out regardless of what clothes he was wearing, even if those were just a black thong I fantasized him in. At that moment, though